CatDog - "Dem Bones"

Your neck bones connected to your knee bones. Dem bones, dem bones and dry bones now they're the working the lord. Now, let's review "Dem Bones," from CatDog.

While visiting the Nearburg Museum, Dog stumbles upon the Tyrannosaurus Rex statue, and as usual, it was made entirely out of bones. The security guard warns them not to touch the statue, otherwise, they'll end up in Museum Jail. Once they leave, Cat has a dream about Dog stealing all the bones from the museum and they must return them before the museum opens.

Will they get that fixed in their own dream? Or will they face the consequences? Well, I'm not telling, because you just have to watch and see for yourself.

I think Steven Banks is my favorite television writer, even if his time on SpongeBob had it's ups and downs. I even like the episodes he writes for CatDog like for example, "The Lady is a Shriek," "The Cat Club," and of course, "CatDog Divided." I also like the episode of Jimmy Neutron he wrote called "Sleepless in Retroville." He also wrote one episode for the Fairly OddParents, being "Hail to the Chief," and yes, I'll review that episode on Presidents' Day. I even like how Jim Cummings deepens his voice a bit for Cat as the voice of the T-Rex to scare away the security guard. I knew it was a dream all along? Didn't you?

For all those dinosaurs out there, you have to see it to understand it. And for all of you humans, this episode, much like "Winslow's Home Videos," this is a go-to episode. But don't take it from me, take it from my friend, the T-Rex Skeleton.

"It is I, T-Rex, rawr, King of Dinosaurs, you must leave this museum at once puny human! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

I'm just kidding, did I scare you? Well I hope not.

CatDog - "Sneezie Dog"

Now this is a better episode about allergies than "The Big Sneeze." Yep, this one is from CatDog. Let's see if it holds up better than The Big Sneeze.

After taking Dog to doctor Rancid Rabbit after Dog sneezed Cat's statue of liberty down, Dog comes to the conclusion that he might be allergic to Cat. Throughout most of this episode, Dog and Winslow try their best to figure out how to cure the allergy.

This episode is SO much better than "The Big Sneeze." I mean, it got so many things right that "The Big Sneeze" didn't have time to develop. For example, having a character being allergic to another character is ridiculous, says Cat, and it has a better cure for the allergy. Shave Cat. And here's the twist, Dog was allergic to Winslow this whole time and with that, Winslow gets his comeuppance in the end. He deserved it. Why couldn't Angelica get any karma come to her on the Big Sneeze is beyond me.

The bottom line is that The Big Sneeze writers should've watch this episode and not make Chuckie go so far as to get away from Kimi. It's called, "TAKING NOTES!" The reason this is better than The Big Sneeze is because is funny throughout! I mean sure, there were a few funny points in "The Big Sneeze" with Phil and Lil, but those are just far and few in between. Writers, next time if your writing an episode about allergies, TAKE NOTES FROM THIS EPISODE.

But I digress. This episode is good.

CatDog - "Dog the Mighty"

Now, I'm going to review and recap a certain episode of CatDog that I adore very much, but not as much as Larry-Boy! And the Fib from Outer Space!, "Dog the Mighty!" Dawn your superhero capes and let's gets started.

In downtown Nearburg, Mayor Rancid Rabbit is proud to be here for the unveiling of the world's biggest burger. And then CatDog come in for the festivities, when all of a sudden, there was a malfunction with the machine bringing in the burger and it falls and is about to hit Rancid Rabbit and crush him. Luckily, Dog, without knowing how saves Rancid by eating a piece of that giant burger.

And with that, Dog was given a medal for his courage, bravery, hunger, and loyalty of rescuing Rancid from certain doom. Heck, even his picture was on the front page that Cat reads later on.

Back home, Dog explains what happened to Winslow, ten times according to Dog, and Winslow thinks Dog is more than a hero, kind of like a superhero! But not like squid man, or The Powerpuff Girls, or Jenny Wakeman, or even Batman. But Dog decides it's a super-idea! Pun intended.

Dog's alter ego fantasy

Later that afternoon, Dog dawns his superhero gear, with a cape, his dog food bowl, and the medal intact, and refers to himself as Dog the Mighty! And even makes Cat his sidekick, Cat-Boy, much to his chagrin.

Dog the Mighty does various superhero related things outside their yard. Like find a helpless create-ture stuck in a tree, when in reality, it was a fat bird. And when Dog attempts to save the fat bird, it just catapults them off the tree, making Cat and Dog fly into the sky and crash into their chimney, complete with Dog's fanfare, "DOG THE MIGHTY!"

Sometime later, Dog takes Cat underground to show him the fortress of Doggy Two! Cat thinks Dog's superhero bit is getting a bit out of hand, but Dog on the other hand smells trouble, that's his superhero catchphrase by the way. Using giant binoculars, he sees something downtown Nearburg, and he and Cat-Boy jump into the Mighty Mobile and head for town.

In the alley ways, Dog finds a young girl trying to help a old lady cross the street, and mistakes them for ciriminals. After walking pass some criminals and a broken airplane, Dog pins the girl down and decides that  their work is done, cause he is Dog the Mighty!

At the laundromat, Cat was threatening to burn Dog's cape just as soon as it gets dry, but then a fresh honey comes walking by, Cat's eyes catch on her and tries to seduce her. Dog's cape gets dried enough for his nose to sniff around and declares and he smells trouble. The girl wonders who is the weirdo in the costume? and Cat replies, "I don't know, I don't know the guy. Never met him before in my life.

Dog looks outside and sees the bank and thinks it's being robbed. So, he and Cat catapult themselves out the laundromat and crash into the bank, after a little acrobat trick, Dog knocks down one of the people who work for the bank. This time, Dog has gone WAY to far, in fact he's so "Mighty ridiculous" and he's not a superhero, he's a super zero! Which causes Dog to get really depressed and everybody just laughs at him.

As evening approaches, Dog throws away his hero medal, no longer in the superhero spirit. That is until a conveniently placed news flash appears on the screen announcing that a rescue team has been called forth for a deadly gum leak at the Nearburg Bubblegum Plant, two workers are trapped deep in the goo. Cat wants Dog to watch.

Unfortunately, the rescue team was unable to locate the workers, Cat, realizing the errors of his ways, now knows this is a real crime and this is a job for Dog the Mighty! But Dog refuses, simply because Cat said he is a super zero. Cat doesn't give up encouraging him however. He dons his Cat-Boy outfit and shows himself to Dog and................

"I SMELL TROUBLE!" Dog finally gets his crime fighting spirit back and he and Cat go out to save the day. For real, this time.

The ball glows pink and the reporter, who for some reason sounds like narrator from The Powerpuff Girls, panics over this, constantly sweating and saying it's all over, but then Dog the Mighty and Cat-Boy arrive and head straight for the factory and rescue the workers just before the building blows up! And gum gets everywhere.

The Powerpuff Reporter declares that Dog the Mighty has saved the day. And Rancid Rabbit arrives in his limo to give Dog the Mighty more medals as an award for a job well done. The episode ends with Rancid's limo driver driving recklessly I might add into the sunset. The end.

This episode was a heck of a lot of fun. It knows how to satire superheroes, the comedy was spot-on, the moral was also put in perfectly well, don't go too far with your superhero gig, otherwise you'll get into a lot of trouble. When I was a kid, I thought this was from Season 1, when obviously it was in Season 2. Why did I think this? I don't know, maybe it was made early in Season 2 or something.

If you have the complete series of CatDog on DVD from Shout Factory, please, at least check this episode out, it really is worth your time.